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Friday, February 24, 2012

Amused...


I woke up. Went to the bathroom and weighed in like normal (not telling you the number until tomorrow, hoping to break even). I went back to bed because my body hurts like crazy from the work out yesterday.

I sniffled. Grabbed my box of tissues and a DVD. I blew my nose for what seemed like a full minute. Then out of curiosity, I weighed myself again. I lost .2 lbs in SNOT.

Big Fat Boogery Love,
Nanette

10 comments:

  1. I feel like I'm losing weight in mucous too. I have gone through BOXES of Kleenex and ROLLS of toilet paper blowing my noise this past couple of weeks.

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  2. Hmmm, if I can get all this mucus from my lungs, ya think I'll show another 1 pound loss this week? :)

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  3. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! As one of the world's major mucus producers--less now that I'm healthier, but man, I've had some scary mucus issues--I find that heartening. Maybe I just need to blow my nose more? ; )

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  4. We'll take a loss any way we can get it. Funny girl you are.

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  5. LMAO, that's awesome! From now on not only will I make sure to stop eating & drinking by a certain time the night before, use the bathroom right before, and strip down to nothing before stepping on the scale for my official weigh ins I will have to add blowing the nose to the list... right after using the bathroom! LOL... ok, it's not to that extreme but there's a ritual I got going:-)

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  6. hahahaha, I read this at work and had to contain myself. I love a good sense of humor and NOT taking ourselves too seriously is the best kind of humor.

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  7. That's a lot of snot. Hope you're getting to feel better. Your work outs are amazing, keep them up Nanette. Blessings!!!

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  8. Thanks for sharing.....it made my day ha ha ha!

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  9. Hahaha, I guess every little bit helps :D

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